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Thursday, May 07, 2009
 
Manny Being...Suspended!!

I don't much care about Manny Ramirez or steroids. But I sure do enjoy seeing chaos and shame and collapse visited upon the Dodgers.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009
 
Wanton, Lawless, Venal, Corrupt, Violent, Stupid and Incompetent

Yes, it's true. But it's done. For now.


Wednesday, December 31, 2008
 
Fuck You, Chimpy

Asshole of assholes.



 
Israel Is Such a Dick

Hitler would be proud. And then, of course, there's us.



Tuesday, December 30, 2008
 
We Need Endless Amounts More of This

This one is really worth watching. Fast forward to about the 6:00 minute mark. Zbig is eventually exasperated by Shithead's aggressive ignorance, and basically calls him a vaccuous moron. Shithead's witty rejoinder, in perfect keeping with his completely pig-headed manner, is, essentially, "I know you are but what am I? EVERYONE knows blah blah blah not Bush's fault blah blah blah..." Amazing. Shithead clearly doesn't know what he's talking about but is completely unconcerned with that minor problem and interested only in the fact that it has been so bluntly pointed out to him. He's such a shithead.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
 
If Not For the Wheelchair...




I am very deeply pleased w/ shoe-thrower guy. I look forward to him becoming mayor of Baghdad and eventually ascending to the presidency. But hearing the likes of Charles Krauthammer talk about how Chimpy McWarcrime "can't catch a break" re Iraq, etc., causes a kind of madness in me worse than the standard ongoing one. It seems wrong to do serious harm with a lead pipe to a pathetic lying cripple in a wheelchair. But I do begin to understand such a thing, and I do wish he would shut the fuck up. I understand that he's got it even worse than his sackless cohorts on the right, that he can't even strut around at cocktail parties talking up clusterbombs and righteous Amurrrrrican might. All his impotent bluster must emenate from his disgusting, broken, bent body, as he wheezes for meager, labored puffs of dying breath, and spews hate out his twisted, deformed face and beady, sunken, helpless eyes -- I'll admit, it has got to be frustrating for him. But nonetheless, if some Iraqi widow, orphan, torture victim, etc., were to happen upon him with a lead pipe? I know what I'm hoping for. Funny, thing, the asshole is a psychiatrist. Hilarious.

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Thursday, October 30, 2008
 
If Cal Was a Parrot

Oh, Cal, you handsome, late-stage-crazy, little harping kitty. If you could speak parrot-style, i know what you would say: "Brah! Fraud! CAAH! Asshole!" Oh, Cal, go easy on gramps McLieFuck, he's only crazy and mean. And a fraud. And crazy as fuck. And if he only could roast in that mythical HELL. He would like to kill America, such as it is, a broken shell of itself he helped to husk. Oh, Cal, please, have mercy on a mere motherfucker who would sell you for fuel on a mild autumn night. Oh, Cal! You needn't call out, "FUCK YOU AND GO AWAY TO HELL!!" You needn't do that, my senile feline lil' buddy - it is being done, by McRageyAsshole himself. He's like that.

Now, let's see if they just flat-out steal it. Then, the barricades...



Friday, October 03, 2008
 
"No, No, Honey, Leave The Glasses On...The Hair Up..."

Sarah Palin is clearly good for something, which we won't go into here except to say that it's got to be fucking. Lots of it. And this interest of her appears to run strong in the family. Otherwise, she is a fundamentalist nutbag fraud with a mostly empty head but loads and loads of pure, mean, ruthless, thick, white-hot, maniacal ambition. Well, she's also a pathological liar. And when you're a pathological liar on the world's biggest stage, man, that's saying something. Are her lips tattooed? I hope so. Is she an evil, grasping moron? Of course. Watching the "debate" I was struck by the fact that the whole Repugnifuck shtick, moreso now than ever, shows such a profound, smilingly aggressive disdain for people. The auditorium might as well have been on fire, with Ms. Flute assuring everyone that McStrokey is a rootin-tootin' mavericky master regulator, Obama hates taxpayers and loves surrendering to terrorists and just can't wait to do it, we're gonna WIN THAT AWESOME WAR and that the room was totally not on fire.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008
 
We Were Rockers Once, And Young

We were.


Friday, September 19, 2008
 
Fundamentals Are Strong

How bad can things be if so many people are going camping?

Hooverville, here we come!

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
 
It Turns Out

David Brooks is an amusing moron, in a wholly bankrupt, yet delightfully oblivious fraud-at-large way that makes you want to punch him hard. Apparently, his years of uber-expertise have revealed to him that The Evil Beauty Queen of the North is unfit to ascend to the Vice Presidency. As he surmises:

"It turns out that governance, the creation and execution of policy, is hard. It requires acquired skills. Most of all, it requires prudence."

Hmm. Turns out? A little slow on the uptake, he is. Interesting how in his effort to describe her unfitness for a job, he quite clearly explains his own. Fun.

He is quick however, and inexplicably, to lionize her while he dismisses her:

"Sarah Palin has many virtues. If you wanted someone to destroy a corrupt establishment, she'd be your woman. But the constructive act of governance is another matter. She has not been engaged in national issues, does not have a repertoire of historic patterns and, like President Bush, she seems to compensate for her lack of experience with brashness and excessive decisiveness."

So, that would mean she's not the one to "destroy" a corrupt establishment? It can be difficult to follow the wanderings of a serial lying fraud. This is especially so when the fucktard wrote this less than two weeks ago.

He gets paid handsomely for this. He is a sniveling useless shit and a pox. And he should be punched hard and put in a hole for a very long time.

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